A few Real things about me. I am a 35yo. stay at home dad. I’m married and have been for 12yrs.My wife and I have been together for 16yrs.We have 4 great kids 1 boy and 3 girls my life is and gonna be hell…
I love to play video Games, MMORPG’s but.. I have A.D.D. so I only play them for like 6 months at a time. Find a new one to play then come back. I have been doing this for over 9yrs. now.
Movies, can’t get enuff of a good movie/TV shows. I like to watch collections/series of movies/TV shows all in one shot! 10 disk Matrix collection done in a day! Starwars, all 6 done! FireFly 14 episodes done!…. I could do this all day!
More Later 
-Jim
Wat-up World!
About me huh?
Well, my name is James, Im 33 years young. Born in Virginia in 1972. I have 4 great kids and the best friend a person could ask for in my wife Paula. I been thru shit that most people only see on T.V.
Born to a single mother, age 26. I dint see my Bio-dad much if at all, maybe a dozen times from birth till age 3. Moms did what she had to do you make the best of life for the both of us. I lived with my god-parents at age 4 maybe 5, for a semi-long time. Shit was bad there! All forms of abuse. Moms moved to Ohio to find work.
She met a cool guy named Clinton and fell in-love. A wile after that (felt like 3 yrs. to me) moms shows up out of no where and “Kidnaps me” from school with new boyfriend in tow. I was age 6 as I can remember. I have yet to really ask for all the details.
Too make a long story short Moms married Clinton, he adopted me, I was 11 I believe, I got a new last name and a man to call dad! Life gets better after all that. Everything seams fine (Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Egotistical) in the small town life we lived. A lot of good and bad stuff happed over the next 7yrs. Mom and dad got divorced, me and moms had to move back to the city, I lost my dad one year later in 1990…
The year… 1991 the month July… My car brakes down on the high-way (ok I crashed it going 81mph. in a rain storm). I push it the 13 blocks to my mechanics house. As I’m pushing it up the driveway. I see this girl poking her head out of every window I pass, at lest 5. I ask mike (my mechanic) whos the chick and what the fuck is she doing?
Mike tells me the girl is Paula, a friend of his wifes. We talk business for a few and im off. As I get to the front porch I hear Terry, mikes wife, calling me. I go upon the porch to see what she wanted. She introduces me to her friend, who by the way is HOT! We chat for a second and she asked me if Im going to the yard party next door the following week. I put my “playa hat” on and said maybe, you asking me to go? she said yes. So we got plans to meet-up at the party. I give her my number just incase we can do something before the party. She never calls, but hey, the following week, I go the party and… No Paula. Damn! Stood up!
So not trippin I get drunk, eat and walk home. Over the next week I do my thug thizzle. Some how I ended up in jail. Luckily I was over in my home town and knew the officers well. They gave me the phone to keep in my cell all night. I call home to moms and she tells my a girl calls, by the name of Paula? Paula? Hmmm… She leave a number? Yeah. Cool let me have it, ok. .Damn! No pen hold on! Lets see I got a book of makes and 2 rolls of TP. Ok give me the number as I rip all the matches out and place the rolls of TP in places for the number zeros. Mach sticks in the relative shapes of numbers (This is all real shit).
So I call this girl and realize who she is. But dont have a clue what she looks like. We talk for like 4-5 hours. According to her, she and her cousin talked to guys from jail all the time. So before we hang up I ask if she would like to come to my house for dinner when I get out. She said “Yeah”, I’m like cool.. ill see you tomorrow. Shes like, tomorrow? You got busted with a CCW and you’re going home tomorrow? I dont think she believed me. So after court in the morning, I call her wile waiting for my release papers and stuff. I say “hey”! I’m headed home, I’m gonna shower and come swoop you up. OMG! Youre out? YUP!
I dont have a clue what she looks like so I get that address and have her sit on the porch, just incase. Me and moms where looking all over the hood, trying to find her house. I see a few girls sitting on a porch and I’m like DAMN! Thats a BIG BITCH! Thank god it was not her. I was at the wrong house. We keep looking and I see her and her cousin on the porch up the street. They both looked good so I was happy. I get out the car and she stands up, walks over to me, it all come flooding back to me.
Back at the house all goes well. She did not eat much of moms home made chicken soup. We go to my room and I show her my stuff (bed room stuff). We talk, play some Nintendo, and eat some chips and soda. Some how we started talking about how tuff she is and she asked me to “Hit me with your best shot” So “Playa Hat” on, I kissed her. She didnt go home for a week. And that was just to get her shit and come back.
We have been thru some shit together, good and bad! A lot of bad. Many brake-ups and all the make-ups to go with them. Crack played a big part in our lives. From making up to 3G’s a day, to smoking the same thing… But we did it together. We got married in 1996. shortly after that Paula stoped usein but not me. We got saved the next year. We have been drug free for 9yrs. Shes my rider, a down ass bitch! I would not trade her for nothing. She saved my life, I know it! We have 4 beautiful kids, and nice home life.
I’ve left out a lot details in this little story “About me”, Gang Bangin’, Gun Fight’s , Laundry List Of Females, The 145K i got from my dad’s death..Shady Drug Deals… 10 switches for dem bitches…. etc. etc. etc. just to leave ya wanting more of ME!
Till later,
-Jim
